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Top Ten Funny Frapes

If you don’t know what Frape means, its Facebook-rape, meaning someone has left themselves logged into the social networking site and has had someone else post amusing and embarrassing status updates in their name. Here is our carefully compiled list of what we believe are the funniest, rude and best frapes ever! Contains adult themes.

10. Just farted out a hamster. What the hell did I do last night??

9. For anyone who reads the newspaper this morning, she didn’t tell me she was 15

8. Can’t remember much of last night but I’m walking like John Wayne this morning. *worried

7. Baby Oil Lube Dirty Man Wrestling…wait a minute, this isn’t Google Images. Doh

6. Finally getting those STD symptoms checked out. Better late than never



5. Day 4. Cucumber still up there

4. Stuck on a train touching cloth. *sighs

3. Didn’t know you could get fined for pissing in public. In my defence I didn’t see the cop, the gravestone or the school children

2. If I rub sand in my pubes will it make these crabs feel at home?

1. Woke up this morning next to a transvestite calling me Shirley and half a pickled gherkin up my ass. Breakfast was nice, mind






Comments

emma Says:
hi

07/11/11



conor Says:
my penis is so small i piss on my balls. True story

09/08/11



tony Says:
ive had so many cucumbers stuck up my ass, there coming out my mouth!
FEELS SO NICE THOUGH

09/19/11



madelaine Says:
officially shagged 10000 people SCOREEEEEE

09/19/11



charmaine charis james Says:
LOVE BIG BLACK COCK with a bit of jew ;)

09/19/11



Zido? Says:
lol gonna try these :)

09/22/11



shane howe Says:
i shagged sum1 for tyms my age..hope mom nd dad dnt mind..bt nan loves it

09/23/11



gazza Says:
hi i love dogs

10/21/11



Cassie Says:
I pick my nose and eat it. Because, funnily enough.. I like the taste of it.

10/28/11



heeeey Says:
LOL THESE ARE COOL

'I CANT BELIEVE IM GOING TO BE A MUMMY!'

11/15/11



Aaron Says:
www.frapes.com for the 10 worse frapes

11/23/11



fgbc Says:
vvvvvvv

12/05/11



joshy colt Says:
hi guys and gallys i really think your all so funny . #ilovemymum

01/29/12



jcole Says:
greens a virge #fazzz

01/29/12



Daisy:) Says:
here's two;

casually lying on my kitchen floor pretenting to be a crumb.

i love to slide around the floor covered in vaseline pretending to be a slug.

02/02/12



Jeremy Says:
number 2 is the best!

02/08/12



emmmmma Says:
these are pretty good guys, need a few more though<3

02/26/12



The Sex maaaan Says:
my dicks soooooo bug that i can suck it myself

03/30/12



shannon mcneil Says:
sick of using my dilo,need a real man!

04/08/12



sophie Says:
Frape
I love the andrenaline rush i get when i kick my cat.

04/10/12



suzan Says:
Ouch it hurts today, left the anal beads in again last night....

04/17/12



skanky mcniel Says:
ur a slapper

04/30/12



missfox Says:
i love skipping round naked with a chicken hat on..... its so satisfying to think ill one day ill end up with one. so sexy and fluffy! gets me everytime with those skinny legs <3

05/06/12



poohead Says:
i like sucking farts through straws... they taste poo'tifull !!!

06/11/12



jade Says:
Really hate having the shits... But not as much as I hate it when the toilet paper rips while wiping, smelly fingers!


It's amazing how much fun you can have with a cucumber..

Just let my dog lick me out.. you should try it.

06/12/12



myfacebookstatus Says:
woke up with a used condom hanging out of my backside this morning, any of you guys know where we went last night?

06/30/12



annie bannie Says:
lol

07/14/12



andy Says:
Penis enlargement does not work! And the amount of effort it takes to pull my cock out of my skin is not worth the 30 seconds of pleasure i can give a lady in bed. I may consider a sex change as then i could assatain multiple orgasms and not worry about being too small. *sigh*.

07/19/12



elllaroseee;) Says:
hi

07/25/12



kaoife Says:
i wanna ride shane

07/25/12



Sinfull Says:
is hanging outsude school yards in a mini van.....candy anyone???

08/14/12



DAFUQ Says:
dafuq.......

08/25/12



sparky Says:
Best frape is to go to the persons friends in common and start sending friend requests to everyone. They will get people accepting them for weeks after.
I still get a chuckle when they have become friends with so and so and 5 other people.
The frape that keeps on fraping even after the deed has been done.

09/04/12



gemma Says:
these are all fucking shit!!

09/05/12



lucas Says:
does anyone know where is the nearest sexual health clinic is? iv got smelly yellow discharge mixed with blood coming out of the end of my knob ?


love that on on my BF account


09/06/12



tony Says:
I love licking my brothers ass tastes goood !

09/26/12



nicole fleming Says:
nah these are boring, iv just been properly done over by my filthy mouthed best pal......it needs to be a fucker !!!!!!!!!! #amutures lol

10/09/12



chloe Says:
them awkward boners you get when a beefy man walks past...

01/12/13



chris Says:
That wank was amazzzzing....Cheers mam! or change the victims birthday to tomorrow then watch all the happy birthday messages roll in lol


04/18/13



leigha Says:
i just did a shit and it smelled good

xxxxxx (my dad did this to me )

06/10/13



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